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3/3/2011 TNA iMPACT Results – Sting Returns   by Jose R Rivera

3/3/2011 TNA iMPACT Results – Sting Returns!
By Reporter / AskWrestling.com

We’re finally to the big night for TNA where we’re out of the Impact Zone for the first time in years. Tonight we have the revelation of the 3-3-11 video (I wonder if the fans there will be confused by it as the show was taped while Impact was aired last week), the final verdict in the Dixie vs. Hogan court case and the renewal of the wedding vows of the Jarretts. Let’s get to it.

We open with Dixie looking very sad. After thanking the fans for their support, she says things didn’t go the way she planned in the court case and here’s Immortal. Bischoff more or less says hit the bricks but that he respects her. He says she has a massive set of balls for being a woman in a man’s sport. Flair says that if she had slept with him back in Orlando none of this would have happened. He says it’s about money and power and whoever has the most wins. Here’s Hulk for the first time in I think 14 weeks?

Hogan says he was in court earlier today and he now controls all of TNA. Ok so now can we do something other than a power struggle? Dixie gets fired to no one’s shock. The place looks far better than the Impact Zone. Dixie starts crying as Hulk says he and Eric used her to get back on top of the wrestling business. She supplies the money and that’s it apparently. So what was the point in firing her then? Hogan does a freaky country accent when he says he’s about to take her dignity.

Dixie tries to say that the fans can do something about this which isn’t really clear. After Hogan earlier said she was fired, Hogan says it’s him and her running TNA now. Cue Fourtune with AJ saying they like doing it the hard way. He says there’s a woman in the ring and she brought them there. The arena looks kind of like the final days of Nitro but with the tron videos instead of the WCW logo on the big screen.

Roode says Hogan was his idol but now he’s let Roode down. Flair says he and Hogan are friends but Roode cuts him off. Flair keeps talking anyway. Fourtune storms the ring but security stops them as we go to a break.

Back with Immortal celebrating in the back and Hogan introduces them to Bart Scott, a member of the New York Jets. Scott and Matt go somewhere. Neither of the Jeffs have been seen so far. Matt and Bart run into Dixie who is with Fourtune and they shout stuff at her while Dixie runs. Kaz and AJ get in a fight with them as I guess Immortal went somewhere else. Security breaks it up. While this is going on the Jarretts show up and walk between the brawling guys.

Here’s a video recapping the Jarretts vs. Angle which is finally done tonight. Tonight Kurt walks Karen down the aisle for the renewal of the Jarretts’ wedding vows.

Back with Bischoff telling Hogan that Jeff Hardy has to defend the title tonight but the network won’t tell him the opponent. Hogan says they’ll be ready.

Tag Titles: Beer Money vs. Gunner/Murphy

Amazing how much better Gunner and Murphy look in actual tights. I actually buy them as challengers